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The 7 Types Of People You Just Can’t Avoid At A House Party

There ain’t no party like a house partaaay! We’re about to touchdown this Saturday SiNK Shoreditch for the launch of Noel’s House Party. And of course, with a house party comes an array of interesting individuals you will almost always encounter and we’ve listed them for you.

1. The Woman On A Mission

She must weigh up her options and be strategic about her positioning. When all else fails, stumble into as many boys as possible until one takes the bait or is too intoxicated to realise what is happening. You have to admire the determination.

2. The House Party Photobomber

We all know that guy who is still stuck in his secondary school humour and photobombs sweet images of a couple’s PDA. It’s all good, we class him as a hero.

3. The Break-Up Couple

Accusations fly across the room as well as drinks in the face. Insecurities + Alcohol = Disaster. Steer clear of raging couples and take cover

4. The Couples Eating Each Other’s Faces

Enough said. Get a room.

5. The ‘Peaked Too Soon’ Party Goer

That girl who arrived an hour early and got a bit too wavey during pres. Now all the action is happening, and she has her head in a toilet. We’ve al been there.

6. The Loner

When you’re left evaluating your life choices after your friends have all pulled and you can’t afford to get an uber home alone.

7. Instagram Image Queens

There is ALWAYS that group whose priority is their pictures for Instagram the morning after than actually having a good time.

And after being equipped with all this knowledge and crucial information, we’re still taking the plunge and ready to pull off the biggest party you’ll ever experience.