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The 7 Types Of People You Just Can’t Avoid At A House Party

There ain’t no party like a house partaaay! We’re about to touchdown this Saturday SiNK Shoreditch for the launch of Noel’s House Party. And of course, with a house party comes an array of interesting individuals you will almost always encounter and we’ve listed them for you.

1. The Woman On A Mission

She must weigh up her options and be strategic about her positioning. When all else fails, stumble into as many boys as possible until one takes the bait or is too intoxicated to realise what is happening. You have to admire the determination.

2. The House Party Photobomber

We all know that guy who is still stuck in his secondary school humour and photobombs sweet images of a couple’s PDA. It’s all good, we class him as a hero.

3. The Break-Up Couple

Accusations fly across the room as well as drinks in the face. Insecurities + Alcohol = Disaster. Steer clear of raging couples and take cover

4. The Couples Eating Each Other’s Faces

Enough said. Get a room.

5. The ‘Peaked Too Soon’ Party Goer

That girl who arrived an hour early and got a bit too wavey during pres. Now all the action is happening, and she has her head in a toilet. We’ve al been there.

6. The Loner

When you’re left evaluating your life choices after your friends have all pulled and you can’t afford to get an uber home alone.

7. Instagram Image Queens

There is ALWAYS that group whose priority is their pictures for Instagram the morning after than actually having a good time.

And after being equipped with all this knowledge and crucial information, we’re still taking the plunge and ready to pull off the biggest party you’ll ever experience.

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5 Rules To Live By To Survive The Office Christmas Party

With the Christmas Season looming and Christmas cheer spreading, we can all get caught up in the excitement. Christmas only comes once a year and it’s accompanied by its friend…the dreaded Christmas Party!
We’ve all been there, done that and if you want to survive and keep your job intact you will need to follow these 5 simple steps and create a Christmas miracle by returning to the office in the New Year.

1. Avoid Shots 

It’s the Xmas party so it’s silly to suggest you shouldn’t drink…but please for the Love of God avoid the shots! Alcohol can make us do some crazy things, but that’s exactly what they are…crazy things! Don’t drink kids, well just don’t drink too much.

2. Don’t fall in drunk office love – That awkward moment when they don’t know who you are…

When declaring your love for someone there is an extremely high chance that you’ll get the response ‘do I know you’. Not to mention you’ll have the awkward next day encounter, and of course the gossip and laughter at your expense. This is just a rule in life. Live by it.

3. Avoid sharing every last inch of your past 

These are your work colleagues, not your life long besties! Don’t share your drunken stories you’ve spent all year hiding. Don’t get us wrong we all love a good drunken story but everyone will remember and probably hold it against you. Also, there are certain things we just don’t need to hear.

4. Don’t push The Christmas Party Secret Santa too far 

It may seem funny at the time but truth be told it’s probably not. Don’t give inappropriate gifts. Just don’t. I’m sure we can all make up our own minds as to what constitutes an inappropriate gift, but just in case you’re not sure, here are a few examples:

– The painful truth is that anything you find funny probably isn’t

– Anything of a sexual nature for your friends…go for it. For work colleagues, not so much.

5. No dirty dance moves!

This is 20% for your benefit and 80% for ours! You don’t need to do it and we don’t need to see it. Enough said on that one.

There you have it. 5 simple and easy steps which will prevent you from making an absolute fool of yourself and if you can’t follow these then I’d say maybe have a fresh start in the New Year including a new job.